Incredible Loner
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Top 10 Incredible Loner facts:


10. Incredible Loner has a beard. Nuff said.


9. Incredible Loner is made with only 3 all natural ingredients: beer, meat, and cheese


8. If you hear a song on the radio and think to yourself "I LOVE this song"...Incredible Loner loves it too....unless it is by Billy Ray Cyrus.


7. In business and life, most failures and/or disappointments are always attributed to "the weakest link". Incredible Loner is one guy. No links.


6. Incredible Loner taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.... yet is also totally in touch with his feminine side.


5. Although incredibly lazy when it comes to laundry, Incredible Loner is incredibly focused and driven when it comes to music.


4. Incredible Loner wants you to FEEL something when you listen to his music. If you feel itchy, consult a doctor.


3. Great songwriting is fueled by life experiences; one of which is pain. Cheating ex's, divorce, sickness, death, bankruptcy, stalkers, wedgies, body slams at recess, ransomed lunch money, bad acne, orthodontic apparati, and a proctologist with Ron Jeremy sized fingers ...good enough?


2. You know when James Bond is dancing with a beautiful woman at a ball, then disappears to kill some dudes, has a high speed jetski chase, and still makes it back to finish the dance? Incredible Loner is nothing like that but I could work on the music for it.


1. Incredible Loner was most heavily influenced by these albums in this chronological order: Megadeth-Rust in Peace Tori Amos-Little Earthquakes Alice In Chains-Dirt Maynard Ferguson-Conquistador White Zombie-La Sexorcista Devil Music Vol I Enya-Watermark Indigo Girls - Indigo Girls Joe Satriani - Surfing with the Alien NIN - The Downward Spiral Korn-Korn Insane Clown Posse-Riddlebox Foo Fighters- The Colour and the Shape Coldplay-A Rush of Blood to the Head


Don’t you want to see what comes out when you make musical cookies with these ingredients?