Got me a man
I got me a car
Got me a lover
Hangin' off the end of the bar
I'm about as lowdown
As a person can be
I'm the kind of woman
Your mama don't want to meet
I'm a Mississippi Queen
In a one-horse Kansas town

My favorite drink
Is a buttery nipple
When it comes to makin' love
I like to keep it simple
I'm the kind of woman
Men love to hang on to
But I'm plumb bad
from my head to my shoes
I'm a Mississippi Queen
In a one-horse Kansas town

I can bring a man
To his knees
Down on the floor
Cryin, 'Please, please, please!'
I don't care
What kind of a soul he's got
It's only his money
That get's me hot

I wouldn't leave
Even if I had a mind
I guess I'm just not
The travelin' kind
I like to be a big fish
In a little pond
I'm like a fairy
Just a'waving my wand
I'm a Mississippi Queen
In a one-horse Kansas town
Yeah, I'm a Mississippi Queen
In a one-horse Kansas town