Oh, what a surprise
To see you again
In a place that you swore
That you'd never be in
With a bottle of whiskey
And a man by your side
And that look on your face
That you never could hide

But don't worry now, baby,
I'm going away
You win again
At least for today
'Cause you were the best hand
That I ever played
And I will never forget you
LuAnne

I"ve got a bone in my pocket
Got an ace up my sleeve
I've got a bad attitude
When I'm ready to leave
So it's adios, baby,
And a sweet fare-thee-well
And I promise that someday
I'll see you in Hell

But don't worry now, baby,
I'll be on my way
You win again
At least for today
'Cause you were the best hand
That I ever played
And I will never forget you,
LuAnne

The last thing I wanted
Was to run into you
I'm not looking for trouble
I was just passing through
I've got a one-way ticket
To the wide open West
And a .38 pistol
Strapped to my chest

But don't worry now, baby
I'm going away
You win again
At least for today
But the next time we meet
There'll be Hell to pay
'Cause I'll never forgive you,
LuAnne
No, I'll never forgive you,
LuAnne