» Brangelina



Copyright 2006 Ric Seaberg


Everybody knows shes’s a beauty, 

Everybody knows you’re a stud

She’s got the lips of a goddess, 

You’ve got the perfect butt

Well I’m not even gay but you looked so great, 

In Thelma and Louise

And even if you take a lot of blame

You chose a woman with a pretty name 


Oh Brad! You coulda met a girl named Tina

But Bina doesn’t sound as nice as Brangelina


Goodwill Ambassador actress

Goodwill Ambassador stud

You got the nation’s attention

Without spillin’ yer blood

I like to see you fans by the magazine stands

Investing in your fame

They see your names combined in the grocery line

Next to a picture of your Valentine






The coffee shops of America

The gossip rags at the store

Maury Povich and Connie Chung

Gotta tell us more!


Last two choruses