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BRANGELINA!


Copyright 2006 Ric Seaberg


 


Everybody knows shes’s a beauty, 


Everybody knows you’re a stud


She’s got the lips of a goddess, 


You’ve got the perfect butt


Well I’m not even gay but you looked so great, 


In Thelma and Louise


And even if you take a lot of blame


You chose a woman with a pretty name 


 


Oh Brad! You coulda met a girl named Tina


But Bina doesn’t sound as nice as Brangelina


 


Goodwill Ambassador actress


Goodwill Ambassador stud


You got the nation’s attention


Without spillin’ yer blood


I like to see you fans by the magazine stands


Investing in your fame


They see your names combined in the grocery line


Next to a picture of your Valentine


 


Chorus


Solo


 


Bridge


The coffee shops of America


The gossip rags at the store


Maury Povich and Connie Chung


Gotta tell us more!


 


Last two choruses