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If I Could Be A Geek Copyright 2005 Ric Seaberg and Max T. Angell Tight sweaters and blue jeans....thats what Debi wore I remember her clothes piled up in the middle of the floor But that was back in high school when I had a great physique Oh I don know what happened but now shes livin with a geek If I could be a geek then I might get her back Cuz I would write some famous software If I could be a geek Id be so debonair and know computer speak If i could be a geek Debi likes her shoppin.......Debi likes her tan Debi digs her Lexus and she digs her geeky man Well if I enroll in computer school then Shed remember me And I would know the difference between a Mac and a PC If I could be a geek Id drive a worthless car and wear a plastic pen protector If i could be a geek Id have a dandruff shirt and wear it every week If i could be a geek Bridge I would be a millionairre, and tip the maitre d Id know Linux, and hed know me If i could be a geek id live in Washington and build a house upon a lake there If I could be a geek Id get my girlfriend back My life would be complete If I could be a geek I could be the kind she wants to keep If I could be a geek