» Kick-Ass Rock Song
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Lyrics
KICK – ASS ROCK SONG

IM NOT SCREWED UP ENOUGH TO WRITE A KICK – ASS ROCK SONG
GOT NO PROBLEMS TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
SEE MY LIFE'S JUST FINE, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR
I CAN HOLD A STEADY JOB GOT SOME GREEN IN MY HAND I'M NOT METH -OUT, STRUNG – OUT, GOT NO VICE IN DEMAND
MY OLD LADY'S RIGHT HERE WATCHIN', AND THAT'S WHERE SHE WANTS TO BE
DON'T WANNA BE NO EMINEM, NO HIP – HOP KING
NO COUNTRY, NO METAL, SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN
NOT NIRVANA, MADONNA, PANTERA, NO IT'S JUST ME
I GOT NO TATS , NO PIERCINGS IN MY LIPS OR MY NIPS
I'M NOT YELLIN' 'BOUT MY PARENTS, NO BIG FAT FITS
I'M NOT DISTURBED, UBSURD, NO, I'M JUST ME
NOT GONNA WEAR EYE – LINER, NO BLACK FINGER NAILS
DON'T GOT NO SUICIDE STORY 'BOUT MY FRIEND TO TELL
I'M NOT ITCHIN', YELLIN', SCREAMIN', BITCHIN', MISSIN', NO, I'M JUST ME

AND ALL I CAN DO, IS SAY THAT I WANNA SING FOR YOU
AND ALL I CAN PLAY, IS WHAT I MAKE UP IN MY OW N LITTLE WAY
LOVE ME, HATE ME, TRY AS YOU MIGHT
BUT TAKE A LITTLE LISTEN AND YOU JUST MIGHT LIKE
BUT I'M NOT SCREWED UP ENOUGH, TO WRITE A KICK – ASS ROCK SONG

I GOT NO HEROIN TRACK MARKS ON MY ARMS OR FEET
GOT NO BITCH – SLAPPED 'HOES THAT YOU'D LIKE TO MEET
DON'T TOKE NO CRACK, OH CRAP, IS THAT WHERE IT'S AT?
I'LL NEVER MEET JESSICA SIMPSON OR SHERYL CROW
NO DOUBT GWEN STEFANI'S WHO I'LL NEVER KNOW
JUST GIVE ME FOOTBALL AND A BEER, JILLIAN'S GOT THE FORECAST HERE, IS IT SNOW?
AND WHEN YOU SEE ME ON THE STREET OR ON THE BOULEVARD
I MIGHT BE TAKIN' OUT THE TRASH, OR MOWING THE YARD
BUT I'M NOT SCREWED UP ENOUGH, TO WRITE A KICK – ASS
MAYBE YOU'LL SEE ME SOMEWHERE PUMPIN' MY GAS
CAUS I'M NOT SCREWED UP ENOUGH, TO WRITE A KICK – ASS
I'LL TAKE ANOTHER BEER, A BOTTLE, NO GLASS
CAUSE I'M NOT SCREWED UP ENOUGH, TO WRITE A KICK – ASS ROCK SONG

AND ALL I CAN DO, IS SAY THAT I WANNA SING FOR YOU
AND ALL I CAN PLAY, IS WHAT I MAKE UP IN MY OWN LITTLE WAY
LOVE ME, HATE ME, TRY AS YOU MIGHT
BUT TAKE A LITTLE LISTEN AND YOU JUST MIGHT LIKE
BUT I'M NOT SCREWED UP ENOUGH, TO WRITE A KICK – ASS
MAYBE YOU COULD COME AND WATCH ME CUT THE DAMNED GRASS
BUT I'M NOT SCREWED UP ENOUGH, TO WRITE A KICK – ASS
IF MY HEAD WAS ON BACKWARDS COULD I KICK MY OWN ASS?
BUT I'M NOT SCREWED UP ENOUGH, TO WRITE A KICK – ASS ROCK SONG