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I WAS MARRIED TO A REDNECK,

JUST OUTA OF SCHOOL,

HE DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS A REDNECK,

HE THOUGHT HE WAS COOL.

SIDEBURNS DOWN THE SIDE OF HIS FACE,

ELVIS WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD,

I WAS MARRIED TO A REDNECK,

JUST OUTA OF SCHOOL.

 1ST VERSE

HIS BEST FRIEND WAS A CAN NAMED BUD,

HE ICE’EM DOWN IN A BIG OLE TUB,

HE LINE HIS CANS UP ONE BY ONE,

SHOOT BIG HOLES IN’EM WITH HIS GUN.

HE CHOPPED WOOD ALL DAY FOR FUN,

STACKEM UP AND COUNT’EM 1 BY 1

HES A COUNTRY BOY THRU & THRU,

HE DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS A REDNECK TO.

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I WAS MARRIED TO A REDNECK,

JUST OUTA OF SCHOOL,

HE DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS A REDNECK,

HE THROUGHT HE WAS COOL,

FOXWORTHY HAS A DARN GOOD CLUE,

HE UNDERSTANDS REDNECKS LIKE YOU,

YOUR JUST COUNTRY BOYS HAVIN FUN,

YOUR WAYS ARE DIFFERENT BUT YOU GET IT DONE. 

BRIDGE

YOU KNOW THE SAYING—YOU’RE A REDNECK WHEN

DON’T TELL THAT TO A REDNECK MANCAUSE YA ALL DON’T KNOW THE COUNTRY FACTWHAT A  REDNECK HAS THE OTHERS LACK.  2ND VERSE

HE TAKES HIS LAWN CHAIR OUT BY A HOLE,

JUST WAITING ON THIS FURY LITTLE MOLE,

AND WHEN THAT MOLE POPS OUT OF THE GROUND,

HE RUNS AND CHASES HIM ALL AROUND.

HE GOES HUNTIN EVERY TIME HE COULD,

THE FLASHLIGHT BEAMING FROM THE TRUCK HOOD,

I WONDER IF YOULL EVER KNOW,

HES  A REDNECK AND IT ALWAYS SHOWS.

 

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CHORUS

I WAS MARRIED TO A REDNECK,

JUST OUTA OF SCHOOL,

HE DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS A REDNECK,

HE THOUGHT HE WAS COOL.

SIDEBURNS DOWN THE SIDE OF HIS FACE,

ELVIS WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD,

I WAS MARRIED TO A REDNECK,

JUST OUTA OF SCHOOL.

 1ST VERSE

HIS BEST FRIEND WAS A CAN NAMED BUD,

HE ICE’EM DOWN IN A BIG OLE TUB,

HE LINE HIS CANS UP ONE BY ONE,

SHOOT BIG HOLES IN’EM WITH HIS GUN.

HE CHOPPED WOOD ALL DAY FOR FUN,

STACKEM UP AND COUNT’EM 1 BY 1

HES A COUNTRY BOY THRU & THRU,

HE DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS A REDNECK TO.

CHORUS

I WAS MARRIED TO A REDNECK,

JUST OUTA OF SCHOOL,

HE DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS A REDNECK,

HE THROUGHT HE WAS COOL,

FOXWORTHY HAS A DARN GOOD CLUE,

HE UNDERSTANDS REDNECKS LIKE YOU,

YOUR JUST COUNTRY BOYS HAVIN FUN,

YOUR WAYS ARE DIFFERENT BUT YOU GET IT DONE. 

BRIDGE

YOU KNOW THE SAYING—YOU’RE A REDNECK WHEN

DON’T TELL THAT TO A REDNECK MANCAUSE YA ALL DON’T KNOW THE COUNTRY FACTWHAT A  REDNECK HAS THE OTHERS LACK.  2ND VERSE

HE TAKES HIS LAWN CHAIR OUT BY A HOLE,

JUST WAITING ON THIS FURY LITTLE MOLE,

AND WHEN THAT MOLE POPS OUT OF THE GROUND,

HE RUNS AND CHASES HIM ALL AROUND.

HE GOES HUNTIN EVERY TIME HE COULD,

THE FLASHLIGHT BEAMING FROM THE TRUCK HOOD,

I WONDER IF YOULL EVER KNOW,

HES  A REDNECK AND IT ALWAYS SHOWS.

 

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