I was cruisin’ on North in my Ford pickup
It was 2am and I had to wake up
I knew a skim latte or a frappe wouldn’t do
What I needed was a chug a lug of Mountain Dew
Don’t need some tea or somethin’ to chew
Yodel aey hee hoo, Mountain Dew!

So I reached in the cooler to pull a Dew no doubt
It was just a Pepsi so I threw that sucker out!
Put my hand in the ice, it nearly got frostbit
When I saw that can of green I said “No ****!”
I cracked back the pull tab and jumped out of my cab
Yodel aey hee hoo, Mountain Dew!

It’s my redneck cappuccino
I do the Dew it’s true
That pick me up in my pickup truck
I have to yell “Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo”!

Don’t want to sip espresso
With my laptop by my side
I’d rather slam an MD can
Inside my double wide
You can get it at Winn Dixie
And at Walmart too
Yodel aey hee hoo, Mountain Dew!

Chorus
Chorus  It’ll tickle your innards!