» I'd Rather Be Naughty
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Lyrics
I NEVER COME HOME EARLY.
I NEVER MAKE MY BED.
I NEVER WAS REAL GIRLIE.
I'D RATHER BE NAUGHTY INSTEAD.

I DON'T OBSERVE GROUND HOG DAY.
I DON'T EAT PEAS NO MORE.
I DON'T REFILL THE ICE TRAY.
I'M NAUGHTY RIGHT TO THE CORE.

I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL.
I LICK THE FROSTING OFF THE CAKE.
I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL.
I'VE BEEN REAL BAD. PLEASE SPANK ME NOW. Oh!

I DON'T GET GIFTS FROM SANTA.
NOT A SINGLE DIAMOND OR PEARL.
I'VE DATED ALL ATLANTA.
I'M SUCH A NAUGHTY GIRL.

I SAT ON SANTA'S RIGHT KNEE.
I'M GETTIN' COAL THIS YEAR.
SO I'LL GET AN ELF TO BUY ME.
A CASE OF GRAIN BELT BEER.

I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL.
I SQUEEZE THE FRUIT THEN I PUT IT BACK.
I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL.
I'VE BEEN REAL BAD. PLEASE SPANK ME NOW. Oh!

I GOT A BRAND NEW HYUNDAI.
I DO ALRIGHT MYSELF.
I GOT A DATE ON MONDAY.
ON TUESDAY I'M WITH AN ELF.
ON WEDNESDAY ANOTHER ELF.
THURSDAY ANOTHER ELF...

I GOT YA DOWN A WEEK FROM FRIDAY.