L    Last Train

     Timothy Langford 

Verse 1:

I wake up in the morning and I drink a cup of Joe, I read the paper and it makes me wanna blow

Reality is so much stranger than fiction, those writers down in Hollywood should get them a subscription

How Long ,how long ,is this ride gonna last before the  train jumps the track

Chorus:

Feel Like I’m riding on the Last Train, with cracks in the wheels headed for a big bang

Feel like I’m riding on the Last Train, and Hunter S. Thompson is the Engineer

Verse 2:

The Chinese they don’t like the Dali Lama ,Those people in France, really like our guy Obama

They say that the runoff from the oil in the streets ,is just as bad ,as the spill up in Valdez

How Long, how long  ,is this ride gonna last, before the train jumps the track

Chorus: Repeat

Verse 3:

Kids are getting beat just for riding on the bus ,Sperm Donors got to pay their child support

The Sudanese they wanna ,kill that Teacher ,The Catholic church wants to sue that preacher

How Long, how long, is this ride gonna last before the train jumps the track