Well, she surely is a looker.

She's everything I want.

From the fleas in her hair to the gunny sack she wears

to her missin' teeth up front.

So I took in to chasin' her,

a-teelin' her them sweet talk lines.

But in spite of my affection, she won't look in my direction

'cause she's a first cousin of mine.

Oh. kiss 'n' kussins, kiss 'n' kussins,

it's all it'll ever be.

Kiss 'n' kussins, kiss 'n' kussins,

my own kin rejects me.

Oh, she waddles like a possum.

She looks somethin' like a chimpanzee.

But each time i try to kissin' her

she starts to kussin' me.

Oh, how I tried to make her see my side

though her pa and mine are brothers.

We could still go 'round and do the town

and not fuss about family matters.

But she'd say 'That is incest!'

And I'd say 'What's it got to do with bugs?'

'We could have somethin' special,

it don't got to be official.

We'll just tell it as a relative love!'

Oh, kiss 'n' kussins, kiss 'n' kussins.

It's all it'll ever be.

Kiss 'n' kussins, kiss 'n' kussins.

My own kin rejects me.

Oh, she waddles like a possum. She looks somethin' like a chimpanzee.

But each time I try to kissin' her

she starts to kussin' me.

Yes, each time I try to kissin' her

she starts to kussin' me!