Oh, she's bigger than a mountain is around.

She picks me up on o'er head and throws me down.

Then she drops down on my body

and then perceeds to squash me

and she don't git up 'til I'm driv in the ground.

I married me the meanest woman in this town.

In her heart they ain't no kindness could be found.

Oh, she's skinney when we married

but now-a-days she carries

in excess of seven hundred fifty pounds.

Well, about her size i finally said my piece.

i said, 'Darlin'. I could melt ya down fer grease!'

Well, the next thing that i recall,

I woke up in the hospital

where I guess I'd been fer just about a week.

Well, she's just a little touchy you might say.

So I've kinda had to learn to keep my place

and try not to hurt her feelin'

so i don't get knocked through the ceilin'

and it tends to keep the bruises off my face.

'Cause she's bigger than a mountain is around.

She picks me up on o'er head and throws me down.

Then she drops down on my body

and then perceeds to squash me

and she don't git up 'til I'm driv in the ground.