All around the world today

they's lots of problems folks all say

somebody's got to have an answer to.

Well, I reckon I can help

with what works the best fer myself.

And there is just one thing we need to do.

We've got to...

eat more possum! Eat more possum!

Come on! Let's go and grill one on the porch!

Eat more possum! Eat more possum!

Eat more possum, burp it up, then eat some more!

And that is all we need to do!

Eat possum burgers! Possum stew!

It's fresh kilt on the road so take one home.

You can fry it up with lizard! It'll slide right down yer gizzard!

And there's the answer, so now, sing along!

We've got to...

eat more possum! Eat more possum!

Come on! Let's go and grill one on the porch!

Eat more possum! Eat more possum!

Eat more possum, burp it up, then eat some more!