I had to pay the bills somehow
I know you can’t see me – just imagine I’m making a move like a pole dancer – that’s your clue. I wasn’t a pole dancer – yet! I was -
Oozing with talent but nobody knew
Arriving on the movie set and what did I find,
George Peppard and Lee Majors first come to mind – oh wait –
Sir you look confused - they’re a couple of old actors from the olden days –
Oops – I was really young at the time!
Did a scene with Billie D he started to preach,
I got so into it I ruined his speech.
See what happened was the director told me to – really get involved – be a part of the movie – ya that was his first mistake. I was oohing and ahing and really throwing myself into the role of crowd extra. I held back nothing. So it was Billie D William’s close-up. He was saying something to the jury about being on a fast moving train’. Wanting to be “involved” I jumped up and shouted “But Billy trains have breaks!” (CUT! WHAT EXTRA SAID THAT?) OOPS!... again. According to Billy that was the director’s second mistake … ya know cause he made everybody stare at me … ya - that was nice.
Oozing with talent but nobody knew,
Oh Billy silly Billy trains have breaks …. And hey Guys did you hear how talented I was? … That’s the day my career peaked. I’ve been trying to get back to that level of recognition ever since.