Garbage Man                                                                                       

Adapted from "16 Little Red Noses And A Horse That Sweats" by: Jim Stafford

Publishing: SONY/ATV

Additional lyrics by: Clint Morgan

My wife ran off with the garbage man

My wife ran off with then garbage man

Now, I don't miss that woman

But somebody's gotta empty my can

That gal ran around with the milkman, too

That gal ran around with the milkman, too

Now, without my milk and buter

People, I don't know what I'm gonna do

Well, I came home the other night

I caught the two of you alone

And you told me he was a nudist

Who came in to use the phone

Now, I come from Mississippi, baby

And I brought my piano with me

You know I love to play around on the piano

But baby, why do you gots to play around on me

I'm gonna smash in your face

I'm gonna stomp on you head

I'm gonna kill you so bad

You'll only wish you was dead

'Cause I love you baby

Yes, I love you, it's true

I love you pretty momma

I'll tell the world that I do