PLEASE COME TO NEW BOSTON
Dave Loggins - ASCAP / Parody lyric by Richard Bowden

Please come to New Boston for the springtime
I’m stayin’ with friends in a trailer with one of them pull out rooms
You can sell tomaters out on the highway
By a Waffle House where I hope to be workin’ soon

Please come to New Boston she said no
Get your butt home to me, and she said

Hey ramblin’ boy why don’t you settle down
New Boston ain’t your kind of town
There ain’t no Starbucks and there ain’t nobody like me
You’re my man but I need my van back in Big “D”

Please come to Linden for the ice storm
The woods get pretty and I usually don’t have to go into work
I’ll teach your kids how to crank the generator
And when it first fires up oh man the cats all go berserk

Please come to Linden she said no
Get your tail home to me, and she said

Hey ramblin’ boy why don’t you settle down
Linden ain’t no kinda town
There ain’t no Schlotzsky’s and there ain’t nobody like me
You’re my man but I want my van back in Big “D”

Now this drifter’s wheels go ‘round and ‘round
Let’s hope the brakes still make it stop
But of all the cars he’s borrowed and kept he likes her van a lot
‘Cause he can depend on it, it’s still got a lien on it

Please come to Nash to live forever
It’s closer to Texarkana and there’s all kinda crap to do
I live in a house that looks right out at the Walmart
And there’s a septic tank cleanin’ business I somehow just fell into

Please come to Nash she just said no
Get your **** back to me, and she said

Hey ramblin’ boy why don’t you settle down
Nash ain’t gonna be my town
There’s no Dallas Cowboys and there ain’t nobody like me
Listen man you better bring my van back to Big “D”
Here’s the plan bring my stinkin’ van back to Big “D”