E

1. Well the menu was clear like a radio station

           A

It said "How ya doin', and what's your destination?

    B                                                                                  

But first you must choose if you'd rather have a woman or a

  A

man"

             A                                      B                             E

I said "A red headed brunette or a blonde model if you can."

                E

2. She had red lines runnin' all over her face

 A

A big bulls eye pointing at my place

          B                                                              A

And an arrow aimed in the most inconvenient direction

         A                           B                                  E

I said "hold on now, what happened to my radio station?"

(chorus:)

             A                                                      E

She's my GPS lady and she's driving me insane

            F#m                                                             B

With her computerized digitized whispering in my brain

            A

Take the easy route, direct route, detour on the underpass

E                                  A

Uturn if it's possible, help you find the nearest gas

E                 B                                      E

GPS lady, love that little travelin' game

(instrumental verse)

3. She's got a single-minded purpose, keeps me right on track

politely tells me where to go, but she don't talk back

and if I miss that destination she will gently turn me around

I've got my head in the clouds, but my flat tires stuck on the ground.

(chorus)

(bridge:)

                  A

She's my GPS lady .. mmmmm

E

Drives me crazy

              F#m

With her fuzzy dice wig

                     A

Can't even find the big dig

(last chorus, then)

She's my GPS lady and someday she will take me home.