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Welcome to our service, satisfaction guaranteed


We know all about you and we know just what you need


We’re all that you have dreamed of and oh so much more


So take a seat, don’t miss a beat now


We will show you what’s in store


 


Sound mind and sound body, leave it all to us


You need not lift a finger or put up any fuss


We’re filling up your cup so drink while we advise


Our media concoction will make you strong and wise


 


We’re your radio, your paper


We’re your heroes on TV


We’re the pill that makes you happy


We’re the sugar in your tea


We’ll make you beautiful, successful


Everything you have ever wanted


Now it’s time to thank our sponsor


We’re Coginition, Inc.


 


We hope you’ve liked our service with its lifetime warranty


Discreet seduction and abduction is our specialty


Your friends, your work, your family


Now won’t they think you’re nuts?


No, you don’t have to worry as they too belong to us.


 


We’re your actions, we’re your gestures


We’re your personality


We’re your id, ego, and super ego


Your physiology


We make all of your decisions


We’re the voices in your head


We’re the ones that make you hungry


We’re the spoon that you are fed


We’ll make you beautiful, successful


Everything you have ever wanted


Now it’s time to thank our sponsor


We’re Coginition, Inc.